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[NOB DOY]

st deleted it and made another

Nob's entire family
I made a thing for his friend Nod so I might as well make them for his family.
I will have to find faceclaims who are roughly the right age to be all of them, so I'm going to get them all from the Wikipedia page for the year they would have been born and try to find someone who looks vaguely like Nob
odds are they will be people I have never heard of
also, I'll make it so the youngest brother is the kazoo boy who killed the President

Linzi Doy

Age: 43
Faceclaim: Valeria Mazza
Bio: Born Lindsay Ahern, she changed her surname when she got married and her first name to get votes from white trash parents who give their kids names with "unique" spellings. She represents New York in the United States Senate.

Walker Doy

Age: 42
Faceclaim: Neil Patrick Harris
Bio: is a male prostitute. Stayed behind in Pasadena after he and his wife divorced, hardly ever sees his kids.

Stephen Brad Doy, aged 22

Age: 22
Faceclaim: Niall Horan
Bio: Judging by the shirt he is wearing in that photo, Stephan is into sport. He wants to be a famous rugby player.

Billie Michael Doy

Age: 19
Faceclaim: Kenton Duty
Bio: Billie stays in his room all day and plays computer games. He pretends that he is playing first person shooter games so his friends will think he's cool but he's actually playing The Sims.

Frida Agnetha Doy

Age: 16
Faceclaim: Sabrina Carpenter
Bio: Frida is a normal teenage girl. She does okay in school and likes hanging out with her friends.

Mick Keith Doy

Age: 14
Faceclaim: Jackson Brundage
Bio: Mick is tumblr famous and often sends anon hate to himself so his fans will defend him. He once hacked the White House website and added Bruce Banner to the Presidential Biographies section.

Mark Pick Doy

Age: 11
Faceclaim: Brett Ambler
Bio: Mark killed the President

Pete Doy

Age: 10
Faceclaim: a random goldfish that came up on google images
Bio: Pete is Nob's pet goldfish. Nob acquired Pete when he was thirteen, and since google told me they can live for 30 years, he will own him for quite a while longer

[NOD O'NOT]

you can't take my Father to be your brother Stephan what ht efuck

[NOB DOY]

you can't take my brother Stephan to be your dad who doesn't have the same last name as you

[NOD O'NOT]

no Niall Horan and Sinead O'Connor are my parents

[NOB DOY]

it's too late your mum's name is O'Common

[NOD O'NOT]

no

[NOB DOY]

yes

[NOB DOY]

also where did "It's easy to halve the potato where there's love" come from

[NOD O'NOT]

I have no idea
It's apparently an Irish proverb

[NOB DOY]

What a good proverb

[NOB DOY]

I'm making this family on The Sims 4
I might make Nod's next if I have time

[NOB DOY]

Okay I'm done with the Doys
Nob was flagged as an offensive word so if you wanted to download him I'd just have to switch his name to something else and you'd have to switch it back before placing the family in the neighbourhood

[NOD O'NOT]

that's so weird I cannot believe Nob is a bad word

[NOB DOY]

I KNOW that is weird

[NOB DOY]

Feb 18, 2016 0:01:51 GMT -5 NOB DOY said:

Linzi Doy

Age: 43
Faceclaim: Valeria Mazza
Bio: Born Lindsay Ahern, she changed her surname when she got married and her first name to get votes from white trash parents who give their kids names with "unique" spellings. She represents New York in the United States Senate.

I wasn't thinking too hard about this when I wrote up Nob's mom's biography, but irl one of New York's Senators is Kirsten Gillibrand, who is also a blonde woman
I'm not sure if she was in office in the year this RP is set though
I'm not really sure what year this RP is set