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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 1:04:17 GMT -5
"I hope there aren't any WOLF FURRIES in the Wolf Den like there were last time," said Nob, thinking with disgust about the yiff orgy he had unwittingly walked in on last time.
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 11:35:54 GMT -5
"That was rough." said Mark, already at the bar. "I forgot 9 o'clock on Thursdays were Wolf Furry days." He shook his head. "That was the worst moment of my life."
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 11:36:46 GMT -5
"Yes. I had steamy gay animal sex burned onto my retinas for days afterwards," said Nob.
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 12:00:43 GMT -5
"I even mark on my calendar to not come here those days." said Mark.
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 12:05:19 GMT -5
"I tried doing that but my roommate saw 'yiff orgy' on my calendar and thought that I was a furry," said Nob. "He tried getting me to read his furry comic and go to a convention with him and only stopped when I told him the truth, but by 'told' I mean 'punched' and by 'the truth' I mean 'in the face'."
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 12:09:37 GMT -5
"Violence is not always the best resort, but in that case," Mark took a sip of his drink. "I can understand. That truly sounds terrible."
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 12:12:24 GMT -5
"All a man has is his reputation. That sounds like a quote from somebody but I don't know who. Anyway, my reputation was sullied with the kind of slander that only fists could remove," said Nob.
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 12:26:19 GMT -5
"It is easier to cope with a bad conscience than a bad reputation." recited Mark, nodding.
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 12:29:42 GMT -5
"It sure is," said Nob.
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 12:37:51 GMT -5
"Did you kick your roommate out?" asked Mark. "Or did you move?"
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 18:36:18 GMT -5
"He moved back to Chappaquiddick to live with his grandma," said Nob.
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 18:43:43 GMT -5
"Mm, yes, probably for the best." replied Mark.
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 19:22:23 GMT -5
"Yeah. I heard she's sick so it was good for him to go. And good for me, because I get the apartment to myself," said Nob.
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Post by MARK TRISTAN CUVVAY on Jan 24, 2016 19:44:20 GMT -5
"Hopefully he will not return." said Mark.
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Post by NOB DOY on Jan 24, 2016 19:59:45 GMT -5
"Yes. Furries are wrong and should stay away from me," said Nob.
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